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[captain_badger]

I'm still a girl and Ernie hasn't shown up with the chocolate ice cream yet.

Mandy, can you come to Hufflepuff? I don't wish to leave the comfort of the Den.

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[mils_is_a_bully]

Being a girl isn't all that bad... though I liked being a bloke more.

[captain_badger]

I don't like the mood swings, and I am acting far more bitchy than I ever have.

[claws_at_books]

How come you are still a girl while Millicent is back to normal? How many did you eat?

[captain_badger]

More than I should have. I was quite distraught and found them as quite the pleasant comfort item.

Now I understand why girls need so many hugs.

[claws_at_books]

Wait, wait. You ate the lollies because you were distraught or you are distraught because now you are a PMSing girl?

[captain_badger]

Both really. I was quite distraught so I ate the lollies as comfort food. Now I seem to be a pmsing girl.

[blondbadger]

I have double-choc chip ice-cream!

A whole tub!

And two spoons!

[captain_badger]

What took you so long? I've thought you had abandoned me.

[blondbadger]

I was hiding in my room until I got some decent clothes. Plus, I kept getting whistled at in the halls and had to stop to dock them all points.

Then they realised who I was and only laughed harder, the sods.

[captain_badger]

I've had my legs felt up by more people than I would like to think of.

Pigs, all of them.