Well my hopes of owning a sweet TV are slipping away ( Read more... )

I love strolling in an hour late for work. Its cool though because everyone likes me and they all covered for me in the morning meeting ( Read more... )

I'd like to thank the federal government for its generous contribution to my bank account.

I got phat paid, and I am now what is known as uber rich.

You may all now marvel at my amazing-ness.

Thanks :)

Dude I hate my job ( Read more... )

Not only does my job have to rob me of any opprotunity to have fun during the week, now it has to do the same for my weekends ( Read more... )

Anyone wanna eat some mexican food tonight? The craving for mexican just hit me in the face like a hulk hogan boot, and then I was finished off with a Macho Man elbow drop.

But seriously. Mexican.

Where did everyone go?

Anyone have any ideas on things to do for this evening? The traditionaly beer drinking day is on a friday so it calls for some kind of consumption of alcohol ( Read more... )

I've found a new guilty pleasure and its name is flogging molly.

I don't care what you think, it's great. It could be the Irish in me, but whatever because its awsome.

Reggie, I know you can't see this until Sat. most likely but I just wanted you to know that you got me sick and it sucks. And I'm at work even though I feel crappy and should leave.

Buttface.