13. Attention...

[captain_dame]

Passengers/crew of the Vongola...
I had to take two showers this morning because someone booby-trapped doors with buckets of milk. Milk. I think I've triggered all of them, but just to be on the safe side, please do not open any doors without my confirmation (unless you'd like a milk shower, then be my guest).

Reborn, I'll clean up the mess, I just

Comments

[v3sp_wom4n]

Milk? Ooohh~ I'll go fetch the oeros!

[captain_dame]

I'm afraid, the only milk we have left are in my clothes.

[v3sp_wom4n]

Just ring them out. That should be enough.

[captain_dame]

I don't know. I was only half awake and was trying to find a shower(or was I on my way to the bridge)...and I opened a door. Next thing I knew I was had milk all over me.

[captain_dame]

Yes, and I'm about ready to get the handcuffs.

[doubleppk]

... Milk... hah. Amateurs. Honey mixed with ketchup. That's where it's at. It lasts longer, looks gorey, and is a pain in the ass to clean.

[v3sp_wom4n]

Have you had experience with this?

[doubleppk]

Maybe.

[bakudan_shounen]

Well.. the point was to get rid of all the milk.

[sanctus_memoria]

Y-You didn't trigger them all with you under it, did you?

[captain_dame]

Y-yes....I was under it...and many others.

[sanctus_memoria]

W-Well as long as you're all right!

[captain_dame]

Oh! I'm fine! It was just milk! and one or two buckets

[bakudan_shounen]