every now and then I remember that I have a livejournal. They actually made the 'i' lower-cased these days...

whenever i go outside the front of the house and smoke a cigarette my cat sits in the window looking at me wondering: why, if I can go outside, do I not go to all the places that I want to go ( Read more... )

i am going to escape

I just watched Help!

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this guy paid me 100 dollars to take a final exam for him

the internet should be free

how does television work

i just saw an episode of mtvs trickmytruck and i cannot even believe it...tv kills me


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"I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not." This simple statement relates to you the state of hip-hop these days ( Read more... )

Seargent Slaughter of the United States Military just called my phone and was like "hey i was just calling all the university students to tell em about joining the military as an officer ( Read more... )