Cat sitting, cat shitting

[captain_farrell]

I'm house-sitting for a workmate this week, something I tend to do quite a lot these days. It means the workmate can merrily go on holiday knowing there's someone reliable feeding their cats and keeping burglars at bay; and it gives me the chance to escape my parents' home and live like a proper adult for a while

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[bumble_85]

Some sand?

[captain_farrell]

Maybe. Though their gifts so far have been a bit rude, so I'm expecting something along the same lines. Heather may be right with a stick of rock, but if so I wouldn't be surprsied if it was in the shape of a big cock.

[bumble_85]

You know such nice people lol

[captain_farrell]

They are lovely really. I think they just overestimate how much I like rude things!

[captain_farrell]

Well I'm glad that my sadness isn't that obvious. I moved out for my four years at uni, but foolishly returned home after graduating and now I'm trapped. Don't make the same mistake I did!

[captain_farrell]

That was my problem too- curse you Student Loans Company! It's not too bad in honesty, but I just get on a lot better with my folks when I'm not around them so much.

[darlingvioletta]

A cornish pixie?

[anonymous]

Maybe you'll get a pasty. Shaped like a great big cock.

(padfoot's bitch)

[kerryryan]

Damn you that was what I was thinking. A big cornish pasty shaped as a...

[laura_monkey]

Some Ambrosia? Oh no, that's Devon.