The Sasquatch Oddysey: Part One

[captain_fondle]

Today began as any other day normally begins. A smashed alarm clock and a sore asshole accompanied by a monumental amount of beer cans. As I trudged my way out into the hallway I noticed an exceptionally strange odor coming from our spare room. The smell only got stronger as I approached and upon further investigation I noticed a behemoth pile of

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[quietaggression]

i hope the trash bag is for dead babies that died because a horse showed his giant dick up their asses