How to Make the Bums of New York Leave you Alone if you are a Southerner Volume IspratzMarch 7 2007, 03:57:18 UTC
If a bum asks you for money give him your best southern accent (I know you can do one), and tell him you still haven't seen any oversized apples yet and that ma was full of shit...if that doesn't work tag on that in the South it's okay to fuck sheep in public and no one screams or looks at you funny.
Notice Volume I...and yes an entire collection is in the works
Hey B, I hope you're having a good time in NY! I know you'll find a job soon, you're just that good....I also agree with John about the bums. Ain't no big apples in NY, that Frank Sinatra is full of shit.
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*Stay* safe, and good luck on the job hunt!
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