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[captain_hart]

Location: Some random gay bar
For: Anyone

*is sitting in a booth, being offered drinks from quite a few men* *ends up sitting with them all, his arms around their shoulders*

Comments

[cjharkness]

*strolls up, scowling, and slaps him across the face* You could have TOLD me you had STIs! *is so doing it to ruin his chances because he's sadistic!*

[captain_hart]

He's lying. *watches as the men start to leave* *pout! and looks up at Jack* I haven't even attempted to ruin your chances with anyone these days, must you persist in doing so for me?

[cjharkness]

I need to talk to you. And I need you to pay attention to me with this head. *taps John's forehead*

[captain_hart]

So now you want to talk to me! *sighs* Have a seat.