Just like old times.
Was originally planning on doing nothing but watching the Coca-Cola 600 today - shuddup about who won, Pam - I am watching it tomorrow - and getting together with Bruce, Jim, Charlie, and Robert before Bruce and Robert have to leave tomorrow night.
Well, turns out that Bruce has been shopping for a new truck, and his Dad found one that he would like on sale - but the sale ends at 5 tomorrow. So, he called and changed his flight back to San Diego to early in the afternoon - I can't blame him as the sale knocks $5000 off the price of the truck. So, they decided that we needed to go do something tonight. As I was at work at the time and unreachable, they decided to go to the Mining Camp restaurant in Apache Junction and then go shoot pool on Mill Ave so that we would not have to push things far into the night to get me there.
Well, almost as soon as I got home, they called me and told me they would be at the house in about an hour and that they were taking me to dinner. When they showed up, we spent a good amount of time just sitting in the living room and talking (Mental note - 9 prople + my living room = BAD IDEA).
So we packed into three cars and left. I wish I had rememberred where in hell this restaurant was - I would have suggested somewhere else as we spent an hour on the road to get to it. It was good though. BBQ at it's best.
Headed from the restaurant to Mill, only to discover that there were like a dozen names ahead of us for tables, so we ditched the Pool Hall and took a walk down Mill. I am glad we did as we would never have noticed that the Dueling Piano bar was open.
The bar is not as good as the old Dueling Piano bar in Phx, but it was fun. God I miss that place. Just the audience participation made the place great. Every hour on the half hour, they would line up a group of five guys (volunteers) from the audience, and have them compete in drinking a beverage called a "Muff Diver" (equal parts Kahlua, Irish Cream, and Amaretto with whipped cream on top). They then would issue the following instructions:
1. No hands
2. envelop the glass with your lips.
3. Lick the cream off with your tongue using a swirling motion.
4. Upend drink and swallow whole using no hands
Every hour on the hour the entertainers would assemble a group of five female volunteers to compete drinking a beverage called a "Blowjob" (1/2 oz Bailey's, 1/2 oz Kahlua, whipped cream in a double shot glass). They would be givcn the following instructions:
1. Hold your hands behind your back
2. Use your tongue to slowly lick the outside of the glass from the base to the top.
3. Use only your tongue to lick the whip cream from the top of the glass.
4. Shoot the drink, chugging it all.
After the drinks had been consumed, the entertainers would turn to the audience and have them vote for who was the most creative in drinking the beverages.
And what did the winner both male and female alike, receive in either case? A chorus of the following screamed out by the audience.
"YOU BITCH, YOU sLUT, YOU WHORE.
YOU LIKE IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU BEG FOR IT, YOU PAY FOR IT"
When we left the bar, we decide to just take a walk around for a bit....then we stumled across a 11pm showing of "Day after Tomorrow" - but I will wirte about that tomorrow.
Well, turns out that Bruce has been shopping for a new truck, and his Dad found one that he would like on sale - but the sale ends at 5 tomorrow. So, he called and changed his flight back to San Diego to early in the afternoon - I can't blame him as the sale knocks $5000 off the price of the truck. So, they decided that we needed to go do something tonight. As I was at work at the time and unreachable, they decided to go to the Mining Camp restaurant in Apache Junction and then go shoot pool on Mill Ave so that we would not have to push things far into the night to get me there.
Well, almost as soon as I got home, they called me and told me they would be at the house in about an hour and that they were taking me to dinner. When they showed up, we spent a good amount of time just sitting in the living room and talking (Mental note - 9 prople + my living room = BAD IDEA).
So we packed into three cars and left. I wish I had rememberred where in hell this restaurant was - I would have suggested somewhere else as we spent an hour on the road to get to it. It was good though. BBQ at it's best.
Headed from the restaurant to Mill, only to discover that there were like a dozen names ahead of us for tables, so we ditched the Pool Hall and took a walk down Mill. I am glad we did as we would never have noticed that the Dueling Piano bar was open.
The bar is not as good as the old Dueling Piano bar in Phx, but it was fun. God I miss that place. Just the audience participation made the place great. Every hour on the half hour, they would line up a group of five guys (volunteers) from the audience, and have them compete in drinking a beverage called a "Muff Diver" (equal parts Kahlua, Irish Cream, and Amaretto with whipped cream on top). They then would issue the following instructions:
1. No hands
2. envelop the glass with your lips.
3. Lick the cream off with your tongue using a swirling motion.
4. Upend drink and swallow whole using no hands
Every hour on the hour the entertainers would assemble a group of five female volunteers to compete drinking a beverage called a "Blowjob" (1/2 oz Bailey's, 1/2 oz Kahlua, whipped cream in a double shot glass). They would be givcn the following instructions:
1. Hold your hands behind your back
2. Use your tongue to slowly lick the outside of the glass from the base to the top.
3. Use only your tongue to lick the whip cream from the top of the glass.
4. Shoot the drink, chugging it all.
After the drinks had been consumed, the entertainers would turn to the audience and have them vote for who was the most creative in drinking the beverages.
And what did the winner both male and female alike, receive in either case? A chorus of the following screamed out by the audience.
"YOU BITCH, YOU sLUT, YOU WHORE.
YOU LIKE IT, YOU LOVE IT, YOU BEG FOR IT, YOU PAY FOR IT"
When we left the bar, we decide to just take a walk around for a bit....then we stumled across a 11pm showing of "Day after Tomorrow" - but I will wirte about that tomorrow.