.011 - Vulcans are super cool

[captain_jtkirk]

...

Fascinating.

I was not aware that anyone had perfected spontaneous and instantaneous beaming, especially without the subject's consent.

[Some papers shuffle as Kirk finds his Inmate's file. A lead! He follows it.]

If there is an individual named Miss Go aboard, I would recommend we speak at once.

[ooc: So in Kirk's never ending

Comments

[with_discipline]

The Orions are pretty fond of it. Fortunately for us, this definitely isn't one of their slave markets.

[captain_jtkirk]

I had yet to draw that conclusion as this place bares little resemblance to a slave market.

[with_discipline]

Exactly! It smells much better, for one.

[captain_jtkirk]

As I have never physically been in an Orion slave market, it would be prudent of me to refrain from comment in that area.

[peektuttut]

I doubt it was spontaneous.

[captain_jtkirk]

I do not grasp your meaning.

[peektuttut]

Mass beaming seems more planned to me.

[captain_jtkirk]

That would suggest a culprit.

[willkissawookie]

Miss Go? I know of no Miss Go. I know of a Nan Go.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Have you met the eyebrow of doom? CAUSE HERE IT IS]

Then that is of little use to me.

[willkissawookie]

[OH GOSH THAT EYEBROW OF DOOM.]

I apologize, then, sir.

[captain_jtkirk]

No harm was caused.

[gotgreenmagic]

You found me! Hi there.

[captain_jtkirk]

Hello.

I presume I am meant to watch you.

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh, gosh, I don't think there's any need for that sort of thing! I'm all sorts of good at looking after myself. It's super kind of you to offer though, Mr...?

she is getting mocked so hard for this later.

[captain_jtkirk]

That does not explain why I have a file on you in my quarters.

My name is Commander James Kirk.

[ingenue_bait]

Say, you look sort of familiar. Who does your ears?

[captain_jtkirk]

There is nothing abnormal done to my ears.

[ingenue_bait]

No, not abnormal, it's just good work. You in an upcoming episode? Vulcan or Romulan?

[captain_jtkirk]

I am Vulcan, if that is what you are asking.