.013 - lol he still didn't miss you Barge

[captain_jtkirk]

So.

What'd you crazy kids get up to while I was gone?

Shego, you can stop sticking your Kirk shaped voodoo doll with pins now.

Comments

Private/Written/Drunk

[gotgreenmagic]

what

come and make me

Private/Written/Not Drunk

[captain_jtkirk]

[DADDY IS DISPLEASED WITH YOU IMMEDIATELY]

Are you drunk?

Private/Written/Still Drunk

[gotgreenmagic]

little bit.

SCREW THIS WE'RE SPAMMING

[captain_jtkirk]

[Yeah, Kirk doesn't have the patience for this. He goes right over to her room and starts banging on the door.]

"Shego. A word."

SPAM YEY

[willkissawookie]

[KNOCK KNOCK GUESS WHO.]

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Haven't you had enough of him? Everyone gets sick of Kirk after like five days. And so he has to comment as much.]

"You not sick of me yet?"

Re: SPAM

[willkissawookie]

[She's spent long periods with Han before; she doesn't really get sick of people.]

[With a bright smile:] Not quite.

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk isn't people. He's special. He grins back at her though.]

"What's up?"

[lt_n_uhura]

You know, Jim, we can manage without you.

[captain_jtkirk]

Shocking. I'm re-examining my entire life meaning right now.

[lt_n_uhura]

Why are you so hateful?

[captain_jtkirk]

It's in my nature. I have a tiny, tiny black heart incapable of joy.

But seriously, what happened while I was gone?

[thatsmyspot]

...Captain Kirk?

[captain_jtkirk]

That would be me.

[thatsmyspot]

It is an honor to meet you, sir. Are you the original or the rebooted Captain Kirk?

[captain_jtkirk]

Uh. Rebooted, I guess. Why?

[commander_spock]

[And from somewhere aboard the alternate Enterprise, Spock and company are just a tad bewildered.]

Jim. [Stated like a "trying to get someone's attention" and not a question.]

[captain_jtkirk]

Spock? [That is a question.]

[commander_spock]

You are considerably younger. I am to assume I am not interfering with any timelines.

[captain_jtkirk]

It doesn't really matter. You'll meddle it all up eventually anyway.