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captain_jtkirk

.030 - i'm sorry for all the privates :c

Mar 27, 2011 16:23

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't ( Read more... )

(not) granting the green one favors, batfamily nonsense, questionable stabbing practices, making.... friends?

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kirk you are basically the worst person ever :c gotgreenmagic March 27 2011, 22:35:13 UTC

Private batmanschmatman March 27 2011, 22:43:39 UTC

Oh yeah?

Private captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 22:49:11 UTC

Any truth to the idea?

Private batmanschmatman March 27 2011, 22:58:14 UTC

[Hmmm to lie or not to lie.]

Where'd you hear it from?

Private captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 23:03:40 UTC

[He's sort of lying to you so..]

Tim posted about Bruce Wayne being his adoptive father in one of his old entries. I put two and two together.

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Private inhistorybooks March 27 2011, 22:49:54 UTC

Maybe. Or maybe we should just keep ya away from sharp objects.

Thanks for apologizin' though.

Private captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 22:51:05 UTC

You should meet my CMO if you think I have a problem with sharp objects.

Private inhistorybooks March 27 2011, 22:55:27 UTC

I thought stabbin' your fellow officers was against Starfleet regulation.

Private captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 22:57:17 UTC

Or your commanding officer. But I have scars from some of his hypos.

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[Private] peektuttut March 27 2011, 23:08:35 UTC

[AUGH KIRK]

What?

[Private] captain_jtkirk March 27 2011, 23:11:52 UTC

[WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS IN THAT ICON]

So I got bored and stalked you a little and a long time ago, you said that Bruce Wayne is your adoptive father and I'm from the future, but not an idiot, we still have Batman there, and then I reasoned it from there.

[Private] peektuttut March 28 2011, 01:25:00 UTC

[BECAUSE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS EXTREMELY CONFUSED. THUS SHIRTLESSNESS. OR SOMETHING.]

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Re: [Private] captain_jtkirk March 28 2011, 02:13:59 UTC

[NO. IT JUST LOOKS HOMOEROTIC]

Don't insult me by playing dumb.

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voice; private fivestepsahead March 28 2011, 02:33:37 UTC

So you have. And?

voice; private captain_jtkirk March 28 2011, 02:55:02 UTC

That's all. Just thought we should know each other.

voice; private fivestepsahead March 28 2011, 04:10:44 UTC

Mmhmm.

[ DISBELIEF. SO MUCH DISBELIEF. What is your motivation Kirk??????

His paranoia proves he's Batman, though. ]

voice; private captain_jtkirk March 28 2011, 04:13:01 UTC

[Your antisocialness proves it too :|]

Right. So if you don't have any questions or guidelines for me, then I guess we're done.

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