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[captain_jtkirk]

I suppose introductions are the thing to do right now.

I am Commander Winona Kirk, obviously here for my son, Captain James Kirk.

Would anyone care to explain to me what he's doing here in the first place? And where he is now? And why me?[Dramas over. Now it's time to lay the mom smackdown on Kirk because this is all his fault :|] If you can

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[gotgreenmagic]

...

Wow.

[captain_jtkirk]

While eloquent, that doesn't answer any of my questions.

[gotgreenmagic]

Hey, nobody is dead or pregnant because of him and you already said you don't care.

[captain_jtkirk]

There's load of my shoulders. He isn't in trouble and he dragged me here anyway. Some boys calls first when they want their mothers.

[batmanschmatman]

[Wow. Mommy Kirk is scary.] I guess those are some important standards when it comes to what your kid does with their life.

[captain_jtkirk]

My son is a reckless idiot sometimes. My old heart can't take knowing everything he does with his life.

[batmanschmatman]

Well, I promise he hasn't been up to anything reckless and potentially dangerous lately.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's a relief.

[thegooddrjones]

I see.

[Francine Jones is judging you, Winona Kirk.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Judge her all you want. You didn't raise Jim Kirk :|]

It's a loving hit. And nothing he doesn't deserve.

[majorum_pride]

He treated me well enough when I met him. He seems extremely intelligent and capable, and has achieved an impressive rank for his age. I hope you become proud of him. [Why is everyone's mom's so pretty? Why?]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Why wouldn't Kirk's mom be a babe, answer me that.]

Become proud? He is an idiot, and he needs to be reminded of that sometimes. But I have a soft spot for idiots. I married his father after all.

[majorum_pride]

[This is true, there's a genetic predisposition to sexy.] He sees to have grown out of it. [Not really, if he's anything like Dylan. But he doesn't want to jump to conclusions.] He's the captain of a Starship, as I have been informed. The Enterprise. Motherhood is never an easy task. I have no idea what my children would do without theirs, even on their worst days.

[captain_jtkirk]

[He is exactly like Dylan. Assume idiocy]

I'd say children need their father just as much.