Comments | captain_jtkirk: .039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

captain_jtkirk

.039 - the more facial hair you have, the more evil you are

Jun 17, 2011 19:33

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know ( Read more... )

ports are awesome!, slavery gets shit done, my social skills are lacking, slimy slimy

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batmanschmatman June 18 2011, 01:46:36 UTC

[Concerned. Eyebrow. Raise. SO THAT'S WHERE YOU RAN OFF TO.

Also lying because SOMEHOW he doubts Earth is near by. :|]

You know, just passing through. And Tamaran. What about you?

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 01:52:49 UTC

[I SELL PEOPLE NOW DICK ISN'T THAT COOL] One of the colonies. War came down, and I took off.

I haven't heard of Tamaran.

batmanschmatman June 18 2011, 02:00:18 UTC

[NO, NO IT ISN'T. ALSO, IT'S QUASI IRONIC THAT I'M USING TAMARAN AS MY PLANET OF ORIGIN AND YOU'RE A SLAVER SOB.]

It's kind of a backwater.

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 02:05:55 UTC

[Where's an Orion :|]

Aren't they all?

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[Private] knowsthepeople June 18 2011, 02:12:58 UTC

Making some new friends?

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 02:15:03 UTC

I always make friends. I'm rather good at it.

[Private] knowsthepeople June 18 2011, 02:16:05 UTC

Pretty good at making enemies too, last time I heard.

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 02:24:24 UTC

I don't know what you mean.

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with_discipline June 18 2011, 02:31:12 UTC

[Eff. D:] ...Jim?

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 02:35:20 UTC

Do I know you? [WANNA BUY SOME PEOPLE C:]

with_discipline June 18 2011, 02:41:51 UTC

[NO D: And sigh.] No. I'm T'Pol.

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 02:44:45 UTC

There's an interesting name.

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[Private] sirius_is_a_dog June 18 2011, 03:02:22 UTC

Tiberius, my man! How've you been?

[His epic cool drug dealer name is Black. You know. Keeps the mystery.]

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 03:14:11 UTC

[SO MYSTERIOUS] Business has been good my friend. I finally dumped the blonde. Some fat lard took her.

Re: [Private] sirius_is_a_dog June 18 2011, 03:20:55 UTC

There is an outstanding amount of cattle here today! I wonder what planet got blown up this time.

I had Zarbo fetch a girl for you that we found passed out behind a dumpster. She isn't much to look at but she'll do for scrubbing pots or whatever the ugly female slaves are doing these days. I'll have him drop her off once I finish running errands.

Blondes are always trouble. I prefer purples. [They exist in space!]

Re: [Private] captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 03:46:13 UTC

You're always looking out for me. The usual price for the ugly ones? Or I could find you a purple. [Meaning, he'll just dye her hair lolol]

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goodgrasshopper June 18 2011, 03:28:15 UTC

Just stopping on the way through. I'm from Earth. [Have a friendly smile, Kirk. She doesn't know any better.] What about you?

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 03:48:28 UTC

[A TINY BLONDE FEMALE I MUST HAVE YOU] Just a sad little war ravaged colony. What's your name little miss?

goodgrasshopper June 18 2011, 04:15:16 UTC

[YOU ARE SO SKEEVY.] Molly Carpenter--and you?

captain_jtkirk June 18 2011, 04:22:11 UTC

[That's maybe the point :C] James Kirk.

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