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captain_jtkirk

.040 - video

Jun 20, 2011 19:09

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]I feel like we should celebrate this momentous ( Read more... )

my social skills are lacking, my inmate is my soulmate, nice things are overrated, emotional attention span of a child

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goodgrasshopper June 21 2011, 04:20:49 UTC

You weren't exactly yourself--and neither was I. I'm not usually quite that trusting. And as long as you don't try to put a shock collar or something like that on me while we're on the Barge, I think we're square.

captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 04:31:50 UTC

I promise to ask before I put a collar on any girl from here until I die. If she wants it, she wants it and I am not one to say no.

goodgrasshopper June 21 2011, 06:03:28 UTC

[grin] Well, if she wants it, that's a completely different story. Consenting adults can do what they want.

captain_jtkirk June 22 2011, 02:41:46 UTC

That might be too kinky for me though.

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wichita_kansas June 21 2011, 04:26:24 UTC

It wasn't too bad, was it? I didn't know the extent of your transgressions, to be honest.

captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 04:32:59 UTC

Last I checked, slavery was wrong in every definition. And so is kidnapping.

wichita_kansas June 21 2011, 04:37:59 UTC

Guess those are the ones I didn't know about.

captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 04:39:48 UTC

I have a lot of talents.

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Private gotgreenmagic June 21 2011, 08:34:14 UTC

What momentous occasion? Did something happen?

Private captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 12:56:57 UTC

There was some kind of mind altering world and we didn't have sex. [Duh, Shego. DUH]

Private gotgreenmagic June 21 2011, 12:59:06 UTC

We've never had sex in port before. [BREACHES ARE DIFFERENT.] This was totally business as usual. Nothing to celebrate.

[I'M BUSY PLOTTING VENGEANCE, GO AWAY.]

Private captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 13:07:58 UTC

[When has he ever left her alone?]

It still happens enough to be a valid concern.

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Dated to Friday sometime, idk captain_jtkirk June 25 2011, 18:08:23 UTC

[Kirk stared at T'Pol's door for a solid five minutes before he turned away to leave. He got to the end of the hallway before he turned around and went back again. He almost got to knocking when he decided this was a stupid idea. Two more trips down the hall and back and he was finally in front of the door and his fist was colliding with it before he could talk himself out of it again.]

"T'Pol? It's Jim."

with_discipline June 25 2011, 18:29:53 UTC

[Doors on space ships are pretty good about blocking out indecisiveness, so T'Pol heard nothing while she was busy feeding Khoteth. The knock brought her to the door, though, and the door slid back to reveal one eyebrow arched curiously.]

Come in. [Which means what's up in Vulcan.]

captain_jtkirk June 25 2011, 18:36:56 UTC

[Kirk might be getting to understand Vulcan because he decides to just dive right into it. Or more likely, if he didn't, then he never would.] "I got a message from Enterprise today."

with_discipline June 25 2011, 19:14:23 UTC

[That gets an intrigued head tilt, and she goes to pull out her desk chair for him before taking a seat on her little couch thing.] Pertaining to?

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