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[captain_jtkirk]

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

... Seriously, Jim?

[captain_jtkirk]

I can't really explain it, Dick.

[batmanschmatman]

Did you mean to make this public?

[captain_jtkirk]

Can't go fishing if you don't dangle any bait around.

[19centconstable]

Oh no, maulings are terrible! I saw a lion tameress eaten once.

[captain_jtkirk]

[This really made him laugh :c]

Different kind of cougar.

[19centconstable]

Well, yes, lions aren't any kind of cougar at all. And in fact, it was a tiger that ate the tameress.

[captain_jtkirk]

I meant I'm not looking to be eaten by a feline. I'm looking to get laid.

[majorum_pride]

[Perhaps slightly more subtle because Rhade doesn't know certain words.]

"Cougared?"

[captain_jtkirk]

You know. Hot older woman. Hot younger man. Doing things.

[majorum_pride]

My vocabulary has been expanded today.

...And I'm inclined to agree.

[Don't you hate when the robots are also perverts, Jim? Isn't it wrong?]

[captain_jtkirk]

Good thing I didn't turn old too or else this would never work out.

[No way, all robots should be perverts.]

[with_discipline]

The animal flood has passed.

[She has no idea what cougared is. :|a]

[captain_jtkirk]

You need to take a course in Earth slang.

[with_discipline]

'Cougared' is slang?

[captain_jtkirk]

Slang for this younger man is looking to get with a hot older woman. [HEY YOU'RE OLDER C:]

[peektuttut]

That's something new?

[captain_jtkirk]

... point.