.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

[captain_jtkirk]

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

Comments

[rayney_day]

What...?

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you really deny it?

[rayney_day]

Your body odour's not that bad.

[captain_jtkirk]

.... it's because I'm not a virgin, not because I smell.

[frompurelogic]

[Really, he should just ignore Jim's... Jim-ness, but.]

... Unicorns, Captain?

[captain_jtkirk]

[You can never ignore Jim c:]

You have heard of unicorns haven't you?

[frompurelogic]

Yes. I simply fail to see the appeal of fantasizing about a planet of mythological creatures. [Spock would've thought all Jim's fantasies had to do with Orion, although that also doesn't hold much interest for him.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You have zero imagination, you robot]

Because it'd be cool. It doesn't need another reason besides that.

[doesnttrusttech]

Is this usually what you decide to tell everyone about?

[captain_jtkirk]

Sometimes I talk about how horny I am.

[doesnttrusttech]

Forget I asked.

[captain_jtkirk]

Somebody's mad the unicorns won't like him either.

[majorum_pride]

Generally, if I were to trade one for the other, I don't regret the decision I've made.

Perhaps there were unicorns in the most recent port, only we never encountered them.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm really sure I was even a virgin in that port too. This is awful.

[majorum_pride]

I couldn't even think about sexual congress while I was there, despite otherwise being myself. Once I returned to the ship and my full senses were returned to me, the difference was notable. [He's pretty sure his balls were the color of the sky.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk could fix that you know :|]

I lectured T'Pol about living in sin.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Unicorns, really?

Okay.

SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

[Yes unicorns :|

Also Jim isn't wasting any time in going next door and demanding your presence with loud knocking.]

SPAM

[gotgreenmagic]

Half the time Shego's surprised he still bothers knocking at all.

"It isn't locked. Hit the button on the frame."

She was sitting on the edge of her bed, lacing up one of her boots. Today is a 'wearing all black all the time' day.

Re: SPAM

[captain_jtkirk]

Maybe he's just trying to be polite. Jim arched an eyebrow at her outfit, not sure if he wanted to know what this meant, if anything.

"You been watching the network I hope?"