.051 - you chase french whores long enough and this is what happens

[captain_jtkirk]

I think I'm lost.

Comments

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

Get me a video of where you are and I can try to figure out how to get you somewhere familiar.

[Video]

[captain_jtkirk]

[There's a shot of an nondescript alley. Good luck.]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.]

Do you remember any street signs, landmarks you passed, stores, anything?

Re: [Private]

[captain_jtkirk]

Not.. really. I was distracted.

[frompurelogic]

Do you require assistance?

[His tone may be just a little judgmental and long-suffering.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[But the babes, Spock :c]

Probably, yes. Can you send up a flare?

[frompurelogic]

[So unimpressed right now.]

You are a genius by Human standards. With Starfleet training. It seems unlikely that you can be lost to such a hopeless degree.

However, in the event you are inebriated, I will be able to find you if you find a landmark and stay close to it.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not that drunk. I just wasn't paying attention to how I got here. [Meaning she was pretty :c]

[metallonkardia]

I think you might be the first one. That's almost impressive.

[captain_jtkirk]

I have a special talent for stupid things.

[metallonkardia]

If you're still in France, it can't be that bad.

[captain_jtkirk]

Pretty sure I'm still in Paris.

[notarrowette]

Do we need to start sticking a GPS tracker in your shoes or something?

[captain_jtkirk]

That would be really smart.

[notarrowette]

I have my moments. Do I want to know how you got yourself lost?

[captain_jtkirk]

There was a pretty girl.

[buildindreemz]

Hope they didn't take that credit card. I'm not sure if the Admiral will give you a replacement.

[captain_jtkirk]

That's just silly, not replacing a card with no limit.

[buildindreemz]

And I'm not sure if the Admiral subscribes to the usual notions of what's silly and what's not.

[captain_jtkirk]

Guess you'll just have to buy me and Shego meals then.