who do you think you are ( Read more... )

Fireman died of Cancer tonight. It is only Policeman now.

I can't stand it I'm dying.

it's a tragedy.

fireman has cancer.

if you believe pray, if you don't just say hello.

fireman believes in hope and love.

what would your last words be?

I hope they'll be.

I love you.

Fireman Loves.

leave a name and profess.

don't name names or you'll be blacklisted.

I am against deleting actions, but if I may you might.

you are free to be whatever you

whatever you choose and you can sing the blues if you want

The local fireman watches over you. He lets you live and make mistakes. He is only there to pick you up when you scrape your knee or break your heart or burn your house down with everything in flames ( Read more... )

The Trouble with being a Policeman ( Read more... )

Four months ago we busted some zoo keeper that was trying to swindle from work ( Read more... )

I JUST BOUGHT A MONKEY

I'm so excited I can hardly type. he's brown and kinda small but not that small so I'll lose him. or her. who cares it's a monkey.

I'm gonna call him curious. or mr shawn kemp.

Hello, Mr. Shawn Kemp. kinda cool.

the guys at the station are gonna go ape.

This fireman I knew fell in love with a girl he saved from the water ( Read more... )

I've been a fireman for ten years a policeman for eight.

I think cocaine and driving will kill me before either of those.

I got to cut back.

but today I did hassle some punks who were smoking behind 7/11. that always makes me feel good. fucking gutter punks.