zing!

[captain_ken]

I snorted a line of crushed effervescent vitamin c tablet yesterday.

It hurts like hell, then you get an intense orangey taste at the back of the throat.

I don't recommend it.

Comments

[lizzie_borden]

We had a friend call us once and ask "what do you think would happen if you shoved a listerine breath strip.. up your ass?"
-Not the oddest question ever asked by this person..

but our opinion was "it would sting like a butt full of bees".. no one was ever brave enough to test it.

sounds refreshing

[captain_ken]

if they are like tiny thin gel like slips that just melt on your tongue instead of chewing gum, then we had them here for a while but they seem to have disappeared from the shops, i found that if you sipped an ice cold can of coke after one it seemed to be double cold. so one time on a roadtrip with dave i carefully used a full pack (i think it was about 20 slips) placing each slip in my mouth, over/ under my toungue, all around my cheeks (right up in the zingy high cheek bit) once my mouth was fully coated with melty cold minty goodness I attempted to down an ice cold can of coke as fast as I could... ice cold sticky foam ejected from my nostrils all over the car dash, all over me, all over the windscreen, almost causing dave to swerve and crash as he was busy placing slips in his mouth so he could go next.

Re: sounds refreshing

[lizzie_borden]

Those're the ones!!!

ZOMG you are indestructible!

convrstation has just brought the question...

[captain_ken]

what would it be like to stick an effervescent tablet up your butt.

I'm not at a tage in my life where I want to find out... yet.