Comments | captain_muscle: Norris

captain_muscle

Norris

Dec 13, 2005 08:38

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chooseausername December 14 2005, 20:02:27 UTC

Keyser Soze is Hungarian for Chuck Norris.

anonymous December 17 2005, 18:21:07 UTC

Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in an hour.
He spent the first 45 min having sex with the waitress.

captain_muscle December 17 2005, 18:33:06 UTC

I distinctly recall asking for ORIGINAL submissions, you hack!

That one was from the web site!

And you know it!

Andrew: "Who are you anonymous? Show your face!"

See? You got everyone up in arms!

You conformist prick!

anonymous December 26 2005, 06:09:11 UTC

God was created in the image of Chuck Norris.

-The Cadet

Back on patrol. wanderingeli January 6 2006, 04:34:55 UTC

So I noticed my proposed boycott of Livejournal actually expired. Darn shame. Oh well, it looks like I'm back in action ( ... )