This just in: I have a new icon ( Read more... )

So I wrote this article for The Phoenix, the HCC student paper. It's due today. True to form I finished it a healthy 9 hours before it's time for me to hand it in ( Read more... )

I should pay more attention to this dern thing ( Read more... )

So I participated in this spectacular, high-tech, computerized Live Journal program which writes Haikus for one, and this is the Haiku I got:

Just thought I'd share.

From the desk of Richard Sugrue II, Esq.,

Vice President in charge Groping

NinjaPirate Incorporated.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first in what promises to be a long series of tests.

My name is Richard, and I'm filling in today for Dr. Sprockets (see avatar), who was found passed out from excessive alcohol consumption ( Read more... )