Comments | captain_plant: My mum still thinks I'm drunk.

captain_plant

My mum still thinks I'm drunk.

Dec 27, 2010 21:38

I' on my sister's laptop because mum wun't let me on the computer because she still thnks I'm drunk. I tried out screwdrivers and Dew-drivers. T\I won't do that again for a long time. Evrything is still a little fuzzy, but it's better then not being able to get off the floor. I stil believe that the floor was plotting to kep me there. Fuck you ( Read more... )

birthday, pointless bitching, i got drunk

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starrchildlemon December 28 2010, 05:11:14 UTC

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
OH MY GOD
YOU
HAHAHhHHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

THAT IS HILARIOUS

Drunk posts are the best posts.

captain_plant December 28 2010, 19:39:10 UTC

I know! I love being like this and posting. Now that I've read this being sober, it's funny as hell.

starrchildlemon December 29 2010, 03:49:35 UTC

SEX.

festive_tights December 28 2010, 16:39:55 UTC

HAHAHA. Oh this is fantastic. I like the last line XD so this is REALLY how Gram died, yes? okay sorry that wasn't very funny but I kind of thought it was I'm a horrible person.

captain_plant December 28 2010, 19:42:10 UTC

Thanks. It's nice to know I'm very productive-- even with bad spelling. That's the true way Gram died. Mick was so jealous that he offed Gram. He didn't die by an overdose of morphine and tequila because Mick killed him secretly.

well_never_mind December 28 2010, 18:33:01 UTC

Lol this was so entertaining. You're a pretty cool kid. Dohohoho for a second I thought you actually had a story like "oh there goes captain_plant being productive again EVEN WHEN SHE'S DRUNK" but as soon as I read "was wanted sx" I was like oh god never mind. xD
"uot peddling money"
"Gram Patson"
"Keith took off his arm" FFFFUUUUU
"frowned happly"
Hahahahaaaaaa priceless.
<333

captain_plant December 28 2010, 19:44:03 UTC

I need to write more stories being drunk, but I only do that around this time of the year so I'll have to wait about 11 months. This is one of the best things that happened yesterday.

agent_sweet December 28 2010, 18:58:07 UTC

That.
*wipes a tear away*
Was beautiful.

captain_plant December 28 2010, 19:44:51 UTC

Thank you, m'dear.

starrchildlemon December 29 2010, 03:50:51 UTC

Mind if I send this to Idle_Dylan? I don't know if you're LJ friends with her, and you lock your posts, but she's a die hard Rolling Stones fan, and slasher, and alcoholic. =p

She'd love this.

captain_plant December 29 2010, 03:53:23 UTC

Yes, you may. Anybody who's a die-hard Stones fan and slasher is okay. An yes, I believe I am friends with her.

Send away!

starrchildlemon December 29 2010, 03:57:14 UTC

Oh whoops XD
Sent it anyway ahahah