Writer's Block: In the Shoes of an Extravagant Restaurant Owner

[captain_smiley]

It would be called Beaver(s) and it would serve food made with beaver meat.

Comments

[nadais]

how very enticing. My mouth is watering - save on overhead costs a bit and serve up a bit of roadkill too.

We all know how debilitating rising food costs have the potential to become. Why let the little gaffer lying dead in the road rot away into nothingness? - he needs to serve a greater purpose as well!

[anonymous]

It will be called Puppy Chow and we will serve puppies.