A Short Sparrington Photostory (a public post)

[captain_tatau]

This is just a short one which jumped out of my head the other day.




*plays Corelli*



- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



- ?!



- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Jack? What's the matter?



- I just had an awful nightmare, mate!



- I was eaten by a giant anus!
- For heavens sake, Jack!



- It had huge teeth! And it ate my Pearl, too!
- It was just a dream! Calm down.



- I think I need some rum.
- The rum is gone, Jack.



- What?! Why the rum is gone?
- You drank it before taking a nap. Now look, there is the reason for such a terrible nightmare, a bottle of bad rum at the middle of the day.



- Oh bugger...
- Do you know what I think you need at this moment?
- What?
- You need to get yourself laid.



The End.