Ahh, yes! It's been a month since my last shave. Now I have a big, straggly ginger beard, it's oh so attractive.... I shall upload a picture later on, as well as pictures of my new room.
Universal Life Church? You don't wanna do that! Wouldn't you rather be 'Lady Jess' for 20 quid? I heard you do.
Are you going to come down to London with us next month?
Text this morning from The Matt: "Note to self. Kill all blacks and their music equipment" My reply: "Who let them have music equipment? Shouldn't they be cleaning shitters or something?"
Goodness, we'd fit right in with the Big Brother crowd
I heart all you psuedo-racist northeners and your amusing bigotry ^_^ Matt went to a club last night. Apparently it was good until they started up the 'black music'. And guess who had to hear all about it a 2am? Jess is sleepy today.
I can imagine Matt dancing away and then the 'Black Music' coming on, forcing him to stomp off in disgust.
Was he all drunk when telling you about it? His message was sent at 1:55. I was asleep.
Last time I shaved was the 30/12. My shaver has not been used this year. It misses me. (someone has to)
I am journeying down on the 23/02 to Cambridge and then on the Saturday we're going down to London to see Todd. Stephen may also be in London. You should come, Lady Jess, yes.
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It would cost me nothing.
Also, I demand a beard update.
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Universal Life Church? You don't wanna do that! Wouldn't you rather be 'Lady Jess' for 20 quid? I heard you do.
Are you going to come down to London with us next month?
Text this morning from The Matt:
"Note to self. Kill all blacks and their music equipment"
My reply:
"Who let them have music equipment? Shouldn't they be cleaning shitters or something?"
Goodness, we'd fit right in with the Big Brother crowd
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I heart all you psuedo-racist northeners and your amusing bigotry ^_^ Matt went to a club last night. Apparently it was good until they started up the 'black music'. And guess who had to hear all about it a 2am? Jess is sleepy today.
London? What? Madness! Will there be cookies?
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I can imagine Matt dancing away and then the 'Black Music' coming on, forcing him to stomp off in disgust.
Was he all drunk when telling you about it? His message was sent at 1:55. I was asleep.
Last time I shaved was the 30/12. My shaver has not been used this year. It misses me. (someone has to)
I am journeying down on the 23/02 to Cambridge and then on the Saturday we're going down to London to see Todd. Stephen may also be in London. You should come, Lady Jess, yes.
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