"IF you’d asked me to place a bet on gloomy Manc star MORRISSEY writing a song for the Eurovision Song Contest, I’d have told you I’m not that daft.

It’s an idea so ludicrous you couldn’t make it up. But I can exclusively reveal that Mozza is in talks with the BBC to pen an entry for the most cheesy, tongue-in-cheek music show around.

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You'll never guess who has a new girlfriend.......


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Is it really such a crime to download Morrissey Bootlegs when you're supposed to be hard at work?

And so I now reach the end of what has been the best month or two I have experienced in many years.

At least I can say it wasn't wasted.

Well, I was wasted.

Does anyone want to go Skiing with me?

Thought not.

E.T. phone gay.

Which movie was this quote from?

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I would like to express my anger with the way this year is panning out - already!

After experiencing what can only be described as stomach cancer yesterday, I have also lost my wallet. (which contains EVERYTHING)  Which I only found out about minutes before my train was due.  Fortunately Stephen was good enough to lend me monies (though I suspect ( Read more... )

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Apollo and Opera house tickets for Tom.


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