So, I've been spending a bit of time thinking about the past for some odd reason. Tonight's theme: Ice Hockey ( Read more... )

So, I've already consulted the only other human thesaurus that I know at the present time, and she hasn't gotten back to me, so here's an open call ( Read more... )

Well, it's been suggested that I should be more interested in myself. The problem is that I can't seem to find anything about me that's actually worth my interest ( Read more... )

I must not eat cake. Cake is the mind-killer. Cake is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the cake... And when it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the cake is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Insert inane chatter here. This is where the asinine comments that make tons of real sense go!