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The Great Push Forward

Right now, I feel like a sort of mid 60's socialist country executing a program to to enhance the standard of living. To that end, I have a great technological advancement program in place! *Stalin smirk ( Read more... )

A man was walking with his friend and exclaimed, "Look! A dead bird..." His friend scanned the skies and said "Where?"

THEY WALK AMONG US

A man had just come off a plane and was looking for his luggage at the baggage claim. Unable to find his luggage, he went to the lost and found to inquire about his lost belongings.

"No problem," said the airport ( Read more... )

There is absolutely only one reason I haven't posted in recent times nor read many of the journals on my friends page ( Read more... )

This entry is mainly a jumble of notes I'm using to compile a write up on the Brisbanian* Spring Break tradition ( Read more... )

Someone told me, "You're cute, and you need to put that ass away." I guess it was a compliment on my rear bumper ( Read more... )

*My younger sister finally has a boyfriend ( Read more... )

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Captain's Log ( Read more... )

I am actually not very proud of this ( Read more... )