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[captainamelia]

All I have to say is: at last. Two months of tolerating the foolish cretins at that shipyard, and my ship is finally finished. I won't say how expensive the entire affair was, but the owner of said shipyard was much too gleeful for my liking as the money changed hands. Honestly, I had to make some rather untoward threats about an iron bibcock and

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[b_e_n]

But Mom, I only made him soup because we were out of bread for sandwiches! And he didn't want to eat it anyway, since it reminded him of the INCIDENT! And he made me check that there weren't any eyeballs in it too! And... uhhhh... NEVER MIND!

Don't call me -

[captainamelia]

Incident? WHAT incident, exactly, B.E.N?

Re: Don't call me -

[b_e_n]

THERE WAS NO INCIDENT CAPTAIN AMELIA MA'AM, SIR, MOM!!! NOTHING HAS HAPPENED, CONTINUE AS USUAL, ALL IS WELL, NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAS OCCURRED!!!

[wannabepirate]

Hmmm...
I wish I understood what was going on.
OH! Be my friend, please Ms. Amelia! PLEEZ! I need friends right now and I think your so cool. Cool people usually try to avoid me though...PLEASE!

[captainamelia]

Of course, of course. My apologies for not responding sooner. I've been quite busy, lately.

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[wannabepirate]

No offense taken. Of course, I was wondering if you were ignoring my letter. My apogies for being stoopid.

[anonymous]

Can I be your friend too? Normally I'd be called Commander....unfortunetly I can't sign up...ah, well. Please reply back soon, Captain.

[francesca_xd]

What a fun life you do lead .