What the hell...

[captaincandiru]

I have an online journal. I told myself I would never have an online journal. But due to my curiosity and fetish for customizable stuff, I am now a "blogger." I give this thing 5 weeks before I forget about it and just never access it again.

Comments

[anonymous]

Heh, optomistic, eh? I'm only on like my second week. Probably gonna throw in the towel soon enough.

-Vinny

[gooney_bird]

hahahah, doin what everyone else does!! you gave in!!! muahahahahah... stealin my fish mack! :P

bye cutie!

MUAH!

p.s. I'm webl33t

[blackholeson7]

Now you can adopt the fetus I grew for you...

[gooney_bird]

haha, where'd you get those?

From a ninja, duh...

[captaincandiru]

Come on forensics, its pretty obvious! :P

[blackholeson7]

Actually, it is an ancient embryo I found deep in the lavas of Mount Fuji. Upon discovery, it attempted to escape using its dark magic and mystic fighting skills. I trapped it inside this seemingly harmless glass jar, which is actually a portal to another universe which is contained by a protective charm which can only be unlocked by finding two separate golden amulets, combining them, and then reading the entire two hundred and fifty-three passages of a magic scroll that only one man knows how to read. The knowledge has been passed down through his family for many centuries. A great quest lies before you!