ATTENTION DEVIN: you need to come back by tomorrow so that you can come to see scissorfight with me, otherwise I will just have to experience the beards sans you.

after sleeping in her bed, my bed no longer feels comfortable.

I have mice in my room, I am going to get them to run on lttle tiny treadmills and power my computer, wheee!

so I ripped a hole in my bed.
It is an air matress.
not too large, I can cover it up with tape.
but the air keeps escaping,
osmosis I guess you would call it.
In the morning I'll wake up on the floor again.
Its really quite funny.

I have a jam comic with liz prince in my sketch book, and she has one with me in hers. Hooray!

the hound are pretty cool.

hardcore dancing is funny.

today I had to sing happy birthday to myself

thats terrible

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The mustache is black now. I am smarmy the smarmster. "I want to make the kisses to all the ladies."

Today I signed up for an experimental drug test, I get 250 dollars and all the placebos I can eat. Hurrah!