The U.S.S. Haruhi of A!

[captainhikaru]

Okay since everyone and their moms seem to be countries, I took it upon myself to decide that that wasn't fair to the rest of us and determined that we were all appalled by this!

So I turned my new UPDATED crew into states. From now on, we ARE these states, guys. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Comments

[doubleppk]

Wouldn't Russia make more sense as Alaska and Ace as Hawaii? Or Ace was Arizona.

[captainhikaru]

Russia would make sense very far away and Ace would make sense somewhere cold.

[doubleppk]

But Russia would like Hawaii and Hawaii has cold, on the volcano tops. It even gets snow. I've been skiing on them~

[captainhikaru]

I don't want to torture Russia.

[teatime_bitch]

The prat needs a bloody invasion.

[herotoyouall]

You're not invading anything!

[teatime_bitch]

I don't WANT to invade anything.

[herotoyouall]

You can deny it all you want, but really. No one can do it!

[samurai_parfait]

Why am I Minnesota? I wanna be Hawaii, or Florida or Cancun or something.

[captainhikaru]

I can always edit you out completely.

[samurai_parfait]

That's cool with me.

[captainhikaru]

Some gratitude I get for trying to include everyone.

[onewith_russia]

Hawaii~?

[captainhikaru]

Is that good?

[onewith_russia]

A step towards seizing America's vital regions, why would I object~?

[captainhikaru]

Is this all about vital regions?

[threeswordstyle]

awesome, I'm on top

[captainhikaru]

Yes.

Because I OBVIOUSLY did that on purpose.

[threeswordstyle]

didn't say you did

[captainhikaru]

But it was the first and only thing you pointed out.