Comments | captainhikaru: Help for Fellow Women.

captainhikaru

Help for Fellow Women.

Mar 14, 2009 23:45

I got this email and thought I'd share it with all of my fellow women.

This is for you, And for you to share With your wife, Your children, Everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, Forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful In this crazy world we live in ( Read more... )

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captainkaoru March 15 2009, 03:50:35 UTC

This is very helpful!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 03:52:42 UTC

I'M GLAD, KAORU! I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO INVESTIGATE A WATER SCAM!!

captainkaoru March 15 2009, 03:55:06 UTC

I'll take Honey-senpai with me if I do!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 03:55:43 UTC

If someone attacks you, use your elbow.

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organlesschrome March 15 2009, 03:53:25 UTC

Ah.. Hikaru... is a girl now?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 03:55:55 UTC

...seriously?

organlesschrome March 15 2009, 03:57:37 UTC

No...?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 03:58:26 UTC

One of my former clients sent me that email. I'm obviously not a girl and that's one of the MANY things hilarious about that email.

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usabun_cakes March 15 2009, 04:00:28 UTC

How frightening.

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:01:36 UTC

You have nothing to worry about, senpai. This email has saved us all.

usabun_cakes March 15 2009, 04:02:49 UTC

What about Haru-chan?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:04:35 UTC

I hope she sees it. I would not want her candle to dim.

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mikanhorizon March 15 2009, 04:14:51 UTC

What if you are one of few females on a moving ship filled with men who are usually on the more successful end of the attack?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:16:47 UTC

I was mostly just posting this because it was hilarious.

But I suggest arming yourself heavily.

mikanhorizon March 15 2009, 04:19:49 UTC

I have a stick that makes lightening and fists that could make Zoro shed a tear or two if I'm pissed enough. Will that do?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:21:05 UTC

I think so. All I have is good hair and a sharp fashion sense.

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pirate_beau March 15 2009, 04:18:04 UTC

What if you are in the back seat of a car?!!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:18:51 UTC

I thought about that too, Tono. This really didn't address limousines.

pirate_beau March 15 2009, 04:26:14 UTC

Well, this situation must be fixed as soon as possible! This article clearly does not offer protection for all of us!

We must also make sure Haruhi learns all these sorts of techniques as soon as possible!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:29:25 UTC

Tono, we could make our OWN list of ways to stay safe!

Should we make her memorize this list?

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