Comments | captainhikaru: Help for Fellow Women.

captainhikaru

Help for Fellow Women.

Mar 14, 2009 23:45

I got this email and thought I'd share it with all of my fellow women.

This is for you, And for you to share With your wife, Your children, Everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, Forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful In this crazy world we live in ( Read more... )

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pinzutimebomb March 15 2009, 04:46:10 UTC

I suggest using your thumbs to push into his eyesockets. Like scooping them out with a melon baller. It's very effective if you don't know how to break his arm.

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:50:17 UTC

Break an arm? You're a fun date, aren't you?

pinzutimebomb March 15 2009, 04:53:45 UTC

I don't break the arms of people who aren't trying to hurt me.

I don't know if I'm a fun date though.

pinzutimebomb March 15 2009, 04:54:51 UTC

Well not consciously anyway.

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thelastparadise March 15 2009, 04:57:53 UTC

Is it really that dangerous?!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 04:58:55 UTC

The ocean is a scary place, random girl with pigtails.

thelastparadise March 15 2009, 05:00:56 UTC

The name's Seychelles!

And wow, I never knew...

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 05:05:45 UTC

Nice to meet you, I'm Hikaru. You don't need to meet anyone else.

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prussianized March 15 2009, 05:13:16 UTC

tl;dr

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 05:15:57 UTC

It's okay, I didn't write it anyway.

prussianized March 15 2009, 05:16:50 UTC

And it's aimed towards chicks anyway.

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 05:25:58 UTC

Not that you'd know anything about them or anything.

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lackeyliet March 15 2009, 05:16:26 UTC

Why is the font so small?

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 05:18:57 UTC

Should I have made it normal sized? The entry would have seemed a lot longer.

lackeyliet March 15 2009, 05:21:55 UTC

I believe there are cuts as well. But it is your entry, I guess.

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 05:24:51 UTC

But you would have missed all the important information!

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madeink0rea March 15 2009, 05:53:59 UTC

HEY! HEY! TAE KWON DO ORIGINATED IN KOREA!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 06:02:41 UTC

...let me guess. YOU are Korea?

madeink0rea March 15 2009, 06:06:48 UTC

:O

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

captainhikaru March 15 2009, 06:11:47 UTC

Oh I don't know. I always imagined Korea to be a little screaming person with clothes too big.

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