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captainkaoru

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Jan 04, 2009 17:58

ATTENTION PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON THE S.S. HARUHI:

This is Hitachiin Kaoru, your captain speaking. I've appointed myself captain as I know this ship like the back of my hand and thus am the one most suited for the job.

A few things of note:1. Do not get too comfortable as I'm sure you'll be back with your normal crews on your normal tiny dirty ships ( Read more... )

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shuukotsu January 5 2009, 03:36:25 UTC

Well, I'm flattered but I must digress. If I abandoned my crew I'd miss them so much my heart would break! Besides, I imagine Luffy would be terribly disappointed, he wanted a musician for so long, you see.

But in the mean time I'll do everything I can to be of service!

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 03:50:20 UTC

That's okay. You can go back to them. I was just kidding.

You can be of service by explaining how you became a walking talking skeleton!

shuukotsu January 5 2009, 04:00:57 UTC

Well, you see, it was quite a long time ago. I was sailing the grand line with my comrades. Back then, I was on a crew called the Rumbar Pirates but long before that I had consumed the mysterious Devil's fruit the Yomi Yomi no Mi. While my comrades teased me relentlessly for becoming a hammer with no apparent power, I hoped that the power of my fruit would allow me a resurrection after dying ( ... )

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 04:12:38 UTC

That is such a tragic story! I'm sorry your entire crew was killed! That must have been really hard!

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pirate_beau January 5 2009, 04:24:31 UTC

THE SKELETON IS NOT STAYING WITH US!!

Regardless, I am pleased with the way you have treated Haruhi's room. I suppose I support your temporary captaincy, at least until I return - but do liste to Aya-san, I believe she has wonderful ideas. Please, take care of my room and find Kuma-chan as well!

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 04:58:59 UTC

Why don't you like him?

Thank you, Tono. Your support means so much to me!

Kuma-chan ran away to be with the wolves!

pirate_beau January 5 2009, 05:04:57 UTC

...He is a living skeleton!! Do I need any reason beyond that?!!

Continue to do a good job, Kaoru!

...PARDON!?!

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 05:07:38 UTC

But he is a great man! You're just a chicken!

I will, Tono! I have a good role model!

HAHAHA! I was just kidding! Kuma-chan is fine!

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samurai_parfait January 5 2009, 04:27:07 UTC

WHAT? ಠ_ಠ

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 04:57:38 UTC

Don't make me resort to tying you up!

samurai_parfait January 5 2009, 05:00:12 UTC

Ah ha ha ha ha. Funny.

Listen kid, I've already got the doctors breathing down my neck about the sweets - I already limit myself and I ain't as bad as cookie monster when I have a craving.

Provided I don't miss my weekly parfait/cake/whathaveyou.

You wouldn't like me with low blood sugar. >.>

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 05:02:24 UTC

Alright, alright. You may have your sweets provided that for every sweet you have you give me a duplicate.

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captainhikaru January 5 2009, 04:27:39 UTC

Kaoru, please hurry!

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 04:56:40 UTC

HIKARU! Where are you? Are you in the row boat?

captainhikaru January 5 2009, 05:06:42 UTC

No. I refuse to leave the brig until the more unstable members of my crew are sleeping.

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 05:08:54 UTC

GOOD. I think you should just stay there. It's too dangerous! It's not worth it!

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swordinabat January 5 2009, 04:27:51 UTC

Hahaha! Alright! Hello new captain!

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 04:55:44 UTC

Hello new subordinate!

swordinabat January 5 2009, 04:57:08 UTC

So what are we doing now??

captainkaoru January 5 2009, 05:00:28 UTC

I'm going to go play a prank on my old captain for when he gets back! Do you want to help?

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