A Communist Chocolate Hellhole!!!

[captainlucy]

This has to be a strong runner for greatest news story of the year. Man claims he's from the future, tries to disrupt LHC by sabotaging supplies of Mountain Dew. I don't know about you, but I suspect a successful sabotaging of the Mountain Dew supplies might very well have forced the closedown of the entire operation.

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Comments

[irishkate]

I remember reading that on its publication date.

[bellinghman]

I didn't. But it is a rather fine example of the articles to have been published then.

[eefster]

He's still around! Some of his tweets are more entertaining than others, mind you.

EloiCole @mercichoche communist chocolate utopia is the result of a little noted provision in the Mars treaty. That and mass castration #sorryladies
29 days ago in reply to mercichoche

[captainlucy]

Y'see? Mars Treaty! It's The Doctor!!! :D

Though quite why he's fighting the oncoming Communist Chocolate Utopia I have no idea. Unless it means that Nestle have won...