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[captainnick]

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[captainnick]

Having just read certain diary entries I am now pleased to announce that I will personally be offering a 100% discount to both Loz and raeredeyes simply out of the goodness of my own heart*.

* not to mention the fact that Nick Enterprises doesn't have any offices outside of Sydney. Nor inside, come to think of it.