Solar System granted restraining order against Pluto

[captainparanoid]

Pluto today in a hastily cobbled press conference stated,
"I don't even want to be a planet in your candy-assed solar system.
I am out of here beotches." Pluto had said earlier that
it was considering a better offer from a non bullshit system near Tau Ceti, but it was later revealed to be a mere negotiating tactic, and that the International

Comments

[evwhore]

Hilarious :-)

[opal_eyed]

In the words of my personal hero, Ann Rice... "Pluto has feelings too!" Well... except that Ann Rice actually said, "God has feelings too!" But I'm sure that if Ann Rice was given the chance, judging the validity of her actual statement, she would probably say something about Pluto having feelings... because Pluto certainly has feelings! Damnit!