[Video Entry]

[captainpillows]

[The video clicks on and there's voices off screen, a bit hard to make out.]

Please don't make me do- no! Stop pushing! Please!

Come onnnnnnn.

Ugh.

[Finally, a jolly fat man in a red suit and hat sits down in front of the camera and waves. Those who know him well might realize that it's actually James, dressed as Santa Claus. He waves awkwardly and

Comments

[dontcallmeangus]

New look for you, I see. I like it!

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho Ho. Shut up.

[dontcallmeangus]

Hey, don't be like that! Looks pretty good on you, really. 'Sides, it's nice to bring joy to people everywhere, right? Heck, I'll even bring you your sleigh.

It hovers.

[captainpillows]

Now that would be awesome!

[Voice]

[atleasticansee]

Santa? Is it really you?

[Voice]

[captainpillows]

Oh ho ho! Yes it most certainly is!

[Voice]

[atleasticansee]

I know I'm not sitting on your lap, but do you think I could tell you what I want for Christmas anyway?

[Voice]

[captainpillows]

Why certainly! No lap-sitting required! Thank god.

1/2

[axinfinity]

Ah...

2/2

[axinfinity]

Uhm... Ahh... A...

[captainpillows]

Oh ho... Rion my boy, are you okay?

[axinfinity]

Oh. Oh god. He... He. H... He knows my name.

Ahhh...

[eba05]

Thanks, Santa. I think a lot of people mighta needed this.

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho! It's what I'm here for! Everyone needs to have some holiday spirit!

[hellgun]

...

...this is just sad.

[Private]

[captainpillows]

Would you mind shutting up? It's for all the kids here, this is to give people hope.

[Private]

[hellgun]

Whatever floats your boat.