House/Cuddy: Sexting
Title: Sexting
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~630
Summary: House has found a creative new way to bother Cuddy at work...
Note: For avidreadergirl at the house_cuddy Prompting Fest. Takes place an indiscernible amount of time after the season 6 finale, no spoilers for season 7.
From: Gregory House
11:22 am
what are you wearing.
From: Cuddy
11:22 am
In meeting not now.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:24 am
Its obviously not an interesting meeting if youre checking txts. Don’t ignore me
Cuddy
11:26 am
ok fine
Gregory House
11:27 am
So. what ARE you wearing?
Cuddy
11:32 am
a leopard skin thong and a couple maraschino cherries
Gregory House
11:33 am
oh baby
Cuddy
11:34 am
What are YOU wearing?
Gregory House
11:36 am
Same
From: Cuddy
3:16 pm
Boredddd
From: Gregory House
3:22 pm
I can fix that. My office in 5.
Cuddy
3:23 pm
you wish buddy.
Gregory House
3:24 pm
You’re right, chase might want in. Your office in 5?
Cuddy
3:34 pm
not likely
Gregory House
3:36 pm
oh but wouldn’t it be fun? We could shut the blinds, lock the door, and really put that couch of yours to use…
Cuddy
3:37 pm
or not.
Gregory House
3:40 pm
You suck at this
Cuddy
3:41 pm
if I let you come down to my office I wouldn’t make it to the couch. I don’t even think id make it far enough to shut the blinds.
Cuddy
3:41 pm
so its probably best you stay up in your office and I stay down in mine
Gregory House
3:43 pm
now that’s what im talking about
From: Gregory House
5:00 pm
I want you
From: J Wilson
5:12 pm
4 what?
Gregory House
5:14 pm
damn wrong person
J Wilson
5:14 pm
huh?
From: Cuddy
10:24 pm
late night?
From: Gregory House
10:24 pm
patient keeps trying to die stuck making sure he doesnt. Team is incompetent. Close to diagnosis.
Gregory House
10:26 pm
whatre you doing?
Cuddy
10:28 pm
naked yoga. Its very freeing.
Gregory House
10:32 pm
lies
Cuddy
10:36 pm
no really. rubbed on a little oil… got all stretched out by the light of the moon… mmm very relaxing
Gregory House
10:39 pm
hate you
Cuddy
10:40 pm
;)
From: Gregory House
9:48 am
xoxoxo
From: Cuddy
10:01 am
uh oh who kidnapped your phone
Gregory House
10:02 am
what a guy cant send virtual hugs and kisses represented by random letters of the alphabet to the woman hes seeing?
Cuddy
10:03 am
not if his name starts with a G, sounds like Schmegery, and ends in ‘House’
Gregory House
10:04 am
it was Thirteens idea. I just wanted to send a pic of my crotch
Cuddy
10:05 am
you really do know how to get straight to my heart
Gregory House
10:05 am
I try
From: Gregory House
4:24 pm
Bruce Springsteen
From: Cuddy
4:33 pm
what about him?
Gregory House
4:33 pm
nothing. Just trying to get you hot.
Gregory House
4:35 pm
George Clooney
Gregory House
4:36 pm
Anderson Cooper
Cuddy
4:40 pm
not working.
Gregory House
4:41 pm
Christopher Taub
Cuddy
4:42 pm
Really??
Gregory House
4:43 pm
its ok. I know about your secret love. Im cool with it.
From: Gregory House
2:11 pm
[page]
From: Gregory House
2:11 pm
quick I think I need an emergency prostate exam
Cuddy
2:15 pm
do you EVER do work while youre, you know, AT WORK? Or just think of different ways to sext me?
Gregory House
2:16 pm
the second one. Did I ever use the one about how id like to invest more hours into your clinic, baby?
Cuddy
2:17 pm
no thankfully you’ve spared me that one til now
From: Cuddy
6:01 pm
Done early. Chinese at my place tonight?
From: Gregory House
6:04 pm
sounds good I’ll pick up.
Cuddy
6:06 pm
I tivoed Shark Week so be ready
Gregory House
6:06 pm
you are the woman of my dreams
Cuddy
6:06 pm
I know, love you too
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~630
Summary: House has found a creative new way to bother Cuddy at work...
Note: For avidreadergirl at the house_cuddy Prompting Fest. Takes place an indiscernible amount of time after the season 6 finale, no spoilers for season 7.
From: Gregory House
11:22 am
what are you wearing.
From: Cuddy
11:22 am
In meeting not now.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:23 am
what are you wearing.
Gregory House
11:24 am
Its obviously not an interesting meeting if youre checking txts. Don’t ignore me
Cuddy
11:26 am
ok fine
Gregory House
11:27 am
So. what ARE you wearing?
Cuddy
11:32 am
a leopard skin thong and a couple maraschino cherries
Gregory House
11:33 am
oh baby
Cuddy
11:34 am
What are YOU wearing?
Gregory House
11:36 am
Same
From: Cuddy
3:16 pm
Boredddd
From: Gregory House
3:22 pm
I can fix that. My office in 5.
Cuddy
3:23 pm
you wish buddy.
Gregory House
3:24 pm
You’re right, chase might want in. Your office in 5?
Cuddy
3:34 pm
not likely
Gregory House
3:36 pm
oh but wouldn’t it be fun? We could shut the blinds, lock the door, and really put that couch of yours to use…
Cuddy
3:37 pm
or not.
Gregory House
3:40 pm
You suck at this
Cuddy
3:41 pm
if I let you come down to my office I wouldn’t make it to the couch. I don’t even think id make it far enough to shut the blinds.
Cuddy
3:41 pm
so its probably best you stay up in your office and I stay down in mine
Gregory House
3:43 pm
now that’s what im talking about
From: Gregory House
5:00 pm
I want you
From: J Wilson
5:12 pm
4 what?
Gregory House
5:14 pm
damn wrong person
J Wilson
5:14 pm
huh?
From: Cuddy
10:24 pm
late night?
From: Gregory House
10:24 pm
patient keeps trying to die stuck making sure he doesnt. Team is incompetent. Close to diagnosis.
Gregory House
10:26 pm
whatre you doing?
Cuddy
10:28 pm
naked yoga. Its very freeing.
Gregory House
10:32 pm
lies
Cuddy
10:36 pm
no really. rubbed on a little oil… got all stretched out by the light of the moon… mmm very relaxing
Gregory House
10:39 pm
hate you
Cuddy
10:40 pm
;)
From: Gregory House
9:48 am
xoxoxo
From: Cuddy
10:01 am
uh oh who kidnapped your phone
Gregory House
10:02 am
what a guy cant send virtual hugs and kisses represented by random letters of the alphabet to the woman hes seeing?
Cuddy
10:03 am
not if his name starts with a G, sounds like Schmegery, and ends in ‘House’
Gregory House
10:04 am
it was Thirteens idea. I just wanted to send a pic of my crotch
Cuddy
10:05 am
you really do know how to get straight to my heart
Gregory House
10:05 am
I try
From: Gregory House
4:24 pm
Bruce Springsteen
From: Cuddy
4:33 pm
what about him?
Gregory House
4:33 pm
nothing. Just trying to get you hot.
Gregory House
4:35 pm
George Clooney
Gregory House
4:36 pm
Anderson Cooper
Cuddy
4:40 pm
not working.
Gregory House
4:41 pm
Christopher Taub
Cuddy
4:42 pm
Really??
Gregory House
4:43 pm
its ok. I know about your secret love. Im cool with it.
From: Gregory House
2:11 pm
[page]
From: Gregory House
2:11 pm
quick I think I need an emergency prostate exam
Cuddy
2:15 pm
do you EVER do work while youre, you know, AT WORK? Or just think of different ways to sext me?
Gregory House
2:16 pm
the second one. Did I ever use the one about how id like to invest more hours into your clinic, baby?
Cuddy
2:17 pm
no thankfully you’ve spared me that one til now
From: Cuddy
6:01 pm
Done early. Chinese at my place tonight?
From: Gregory House
6:04 pm
sounds good I’ll pick up.
Cuddy
6:06 pm
I tivoed Shark Week so be ready
Gregory House
6:06 pm
you are the woman of my dreams
Cuddy
6:06 pm
I know, love you too