New apartment

[captainquervo]

Finally, I'm moved into the new apartment. Thank God. Except we have pigeons. The people who used to live here were Turkish pigeon trainers. So the pigeons keep coming back. These are like mutant rat birds. They're enormous. I've even named them. Petey and Petunia are the parents, and Lucy and Vincent are the babies. Amber yelled at me for

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[stormraider]

Of course I yelled at you, you dimwit. Stop giving the feathered rats names! We are so getting rid of those little bastards.