For Will.

[captainradd]

At this point most of the zombies left were the French silver-medalists, perpetually giving it only second-best. Gold medal zombies like Angelo Taylor and LeShawn Merritt transformed quickest, bursting from their infecting bites like Hiroshima hares, their bodies disintegrating quicker than they could consume that precious spinal fluid. Of course,

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[churler]

People had forsaken the Museum as a place of shelter in the zombie invasion. While it was well-fortified to keep pranksters from snitching tyrannosaurus ribs, it was also a place of learning.

Gan Ning and Ling Tong drop down to the chess-board floor of the lobby through a skylight.

"Hey man, do you hear that?" asks Ling Tong.

Gan Ning cocks his head to the side. "It's coming from the Egyptian exhibit!"

The warriors sprint across the black and white squares towards a doorway decorated with pornographic hieroglyphics.

Inside the room, Otacon is sobbing in a corner.

"What happened?" asks Guan Ning.

Otacon says, "I don't know. I took this part-time job and some zombie dude came and bit our Rameses the Second mummy exhibit... it's an un-undead super beast... it calls itself Don Zhou or something!"

Huge, crushing footsteps echo from the other side of the room.

"WHO DARES DISTURB MY KINGDOM!?"

[churler]

(Please note that all I've been writing for the past 6 months are press releases, it's gonna take me a second to get back into the swing of things)

[stealyourtea82]

That thing looks like a Tommy/Ashley hybrid.