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[captainriley]

Okay guys.  I'm hungry, and there are probably people in line for this computer here at Cleveland Public Library, so I'm going to try, in my own fluffy way, to shove a bunch of Riley-related information into one EXCITING POST

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[somethin_hot]

RILEY
i don't know if you'll get this comment any time soon seeing as how you are adventuring off into the exciting new lands of Cleveland with a new green bean, boyz, castles and maybe even a candy dragon. HOWEVER! i am writing you a comment to say three things!!!!!!
1. HIHOW ARE YOU!? I hope you are having fun. I am jealous of all the things you are doing.
2. be safe and watch out for burglars please lock your doors and windows.
3. the idea of a fox eating a turtle because it never emailed the fox made me laugh out loud and would make for a good sitcom. or something.

love,
laura

[captainriley]

1. I am pretty fucking awesome. As usual. And Cleveland's pretty sweet too. I am having maybe too much fun, if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, drinking alcohol sometimes and staying up late partying.
2. I live on the third floor, so nobody's coming in the windows. Also, we're good about locking the doors. Also, livin' in da hood is awesome.
3. Yeah, I always thought Aesop's fables were that perfect blend of awesome/goofy. Sometimes, I feel that using terrible metaphors in my own writing helps add to the general sense of "Why am I even reading what Riley wrote she is not a mentally sound or even very smart person?". I believe this makes my readers feel like nice people.

Or Something,
Riley

[mywaybackwhen]

I remember that coffee shop, if it is the one right in Shaker Square! It looked nice. The whole little square looked nice.

I think my parents told me to tell you to stay off the West Side. I think that is the poor side.

Look up "Unique Thrift Store" when you get a chance.

Have you been to the theatre district!! The myriad stadiums!! The Rock Hall of Fame!! (hall of LAME) the FLATS! (bars!!) oh Cleveland. you have interesting things in you.

Go to the West Side Market! Go there. Buy vegetables.

love, emily.

[captainriley]

I am going to the West Side Market on Friday! I have not truly explored Cleveland except the part that is very close to my house. And that part is totally awesome. In time, my friend, I will have enough spare dollars to go thrifting and things. Then I will truly be great.

[smellygreen]

oh riley, i'm so glad that you are happy!!!

[captainriley]

I am more glad that YOU are so happy.

[instantcarma0]

RILEY!!!!

Send me yo muthafuckin' address!!

CHeers!

[etoile_sombre]

i second that. i want to write actual letters, and you requested them, but i'm off to a bad start having offically lost the first one you ever sent to me, which contained your cleavland address. anyway, hope everything keeps going well, and keep us updated.

[captainriley]

Send me an email! O.K.!

[captainriley]

O.K.!