CAPTAIN'S LOG. 06.

[captains]

Stardate 2258.237. Have sent several communications to Starfleet Command to the effect that there are no easy or affordable sources of Dilithium from our current position, however we are yet to receive a reply. Our routine debriefings have also gone unanswered; Communications has been put on twenty-four hour alert, much to Lieutenant Uhura's

Comments

[catalytics]

I'd be interested. Depending on how much it will cost.

[captains]

Nothing too inordinate, I hope. Everyone should get to see the stars properly at least once, no matter how much money they've got.

[catalytics]

I can safely say that's one thing I've never been able to do. My brother will be jealous he's not here to come along.

[clumsygentleman]

Well.. ME! I would so wanna come and visit you!

[captains]

Hey, buddy, of course - you're my inspiration for the whole shebang!

[dutchmancpt]

If I can, I would very much like to come see your ship, Captain. It would be... interesting.

[captains]

Only if you'll give me a guided tour of yours. How 'bout it?

[dutchmancpt]

Of course. Your welcome anytime we are in port, Captain. I'll see what I can do about visiting your space-ship. I have some... troubles leaving my ship.

[captains]

I look forward to it. I haven't been on a maritime ship... uh, ever, actually.

[demonslay]

I can't help you with the rent thing, but I can help you with the bar thing.

[captains]

And once again to my rescue.

[demonslay]

What can I say, I can't turn away from a damsel in distress.

[captains]

Careful, I'll start swooning in your arms.

[arsenic_alone]

I'm pretty sure that if I didn't find some way to get tickets to THAT show, Chase would stow away on the beam up. Assuming you're not shuttling people back and forth.

Looking a lot younger than the movies, by the way. It's rather an improvement.

[captains]

Depends on how we schedule this stuff. Shuttles are expensive, but an inexperienced beaming can be pretty dangerous, even if I've got some of the best guys in the biz working for me.

Movies, huh? Well, I'm not gonna turn down a compliment like that.

[arsenic_alone]

Well, drop an announcement when you figure that out so I can stop restraining Chase.

... You haven't dug them out of the history files yet? Seven total. And one television series, since the animated one shouldn't have existed. Couple about the captains following you, too. You're a lecherous hump when you get older, according to those.

[captains]

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