Interrogate me.
Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Lance
2. What friends call you: Captain, Cap'n
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: Hmm...Probably Lancey
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I rather like mine. Names are supposed to be given, ya know.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: I think it would be horrible if someone named their kid after a product or company.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Gamera
b. goose: GTX-13S
c. pirate: Bartuc
d. a hot girl: Hmm...They usually come with names.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Crystalline Echo
8. What would you name your kids?: Thoth and Seraphim
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Aggregate Vengeance
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Ex Nihilito
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: Nope. Not yet.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Yup. The chicks with the princess personality need lovin' too. ...Um, I mean I had some old fruit.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: All the time. Never notice those little things.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: Nope, I usually zone out after a little bit when I'm checking out someone.
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Nope. Bones knit quickly. Anyhow, I don't see why people complain.
16. Nearly drowned?: Not yet. I feel somewhat comfortable in water.
17. Passed out?: No, but I can fall asleep really quickly.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yup, pretty reasonable.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yup. I like the rain.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Many. They like me!
21. Caught people having sex?: They make traps for that?
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Ha...Just ask Kalen
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Not really.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: Yup. I wanted to see if that could happen. After that, I tried to see if they would be a good substitute for skates.
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yeah, mostly because I made it come true.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... I was able to fly and swim with the sharks.
27. I'm only racist towards... aliens and extra planar being.
28. I don't even know why I'm... afraid of the little things.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... a non-vacuous female.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... decide on something.
31. If i had six bucks i'd buy... a lot of cheap chinese food. I'm too damn hungry right now.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... random article of clothing. Slowly.
33. It's always more fun if you... learn to relax.
34. You can't eat steak without... fire.
35. You better shut up before I... *violent action*
37. I really like you and everything... and I think you'll make an excellent addition to my collection.
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a... lazy ninja.
39. Dude! Where's my... weight? I sure have a hard time getting that back.
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Feel oddly complimented. Then I'll give him a face punch donation.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: Say something witty and garrote the bastard.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Get out of the bed and walk around to see if anyone notices all the spiders. Then I'll say something funny.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Threaten them with more farts unless they comply.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: Hmm...money, the ability to manipulate probability, and regenerative powers.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: "Sorry, don't have any. How about using these coat hangers?"
48. You had a time machine?: Pack it with explosives and detonate it. Time travel is a bane to humanity.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Hehe...that would be really interesting...
Part Five- Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: Probably cancer.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly or teleport? Fly. Preferably wingless flight though.
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Hmm...Dreams maybe. I keep forgetting those. Also I already have enough future sight.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Not sure. I'm already fairly skinny. No denying the reality of that.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest, I can at least admire the scenery and have a decent amount of space to walk around in.
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Seems like they're stuck together these days.
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: I'd rather be the creative force in making a video than be in one.
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29. I could have my birthday anytime during the non-leap year times.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? Sewer. It goes everywhere and has enough space for a secret base.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution...voluntary though.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Both...In a somewhat Bond-like fashion.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Damn...I think I already fall under both categories.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: Adds to willpower.
63. Driver: Damn video card!
64. Yoga: Sound like some bendy fun.
65. Bakery: The swedish chef.
66. Roach: Clip
67. Mushroom: *Thinks of Secret of Mana*
68. Sprung: It's a trap!
69. Exotic: Mmmm...interesting.
70. Pythagorean: Pointy
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.
(example: G M S = Gather Me Slime)
a. S O L R A C: Single Operator Long Range Arm Cannon
b. D A N G E R: Drink After Nothing Generates Extra Radiation
c. C H I N A: Cyber Hernia In North America
d. R P G: Rocket Propelled Goon
72. What is your definition of love?: Sometime it's an addictive drug.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: It's pretty obvious.
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. IDKWID, BILI!
76. Were you too scared to do it?: Eh, huh?
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Certain ideas! I tend to get along with most people.
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: Damn...that was some time ago.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: The black knight. They tend to move funny and are kinda tenacious.
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Erica, Evans, Eryca
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Hmm...Nothing comes to mind. Hehe...I don't notice things like that much anyhow.
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: Can't decide. I guess I'll leave it up to chance.
Part Eight - What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": Most are. We tend to perpetuate our own stereotypes anyhow.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": I think people make too many broad assumptions in general.
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": I lack sufficient data for the comparison.
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": Just know who's going to be effected and don't lie about it if you get caught.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Your limited scope of reality amuses me. Here, have another drink...and another...and another. Tell me how your liver is in the moring.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": If you feel that way, how about you let me give it a try.
89. "Music is stupid.": You uncultured bastard.
90. "Your car sucks.": What about it?