I know my burleque review posts read like ad copy. Well, I can't help it, I only write them when I'm impresed enough to type stuff after getting home at 4 a.m., instead of flopping into bed.

Last night was Original Cyn Burlesque. I hadn't been in about 2 months, and I really needed to get out. My sweet and lovely friend Victoria joined me gave a ( Read more... )

Then she had them off. I still had my eyes closed, and again I jumped at the shock when her fingers touched me, lightly, running slowly over my lips, then not so lightly, cupping me, spreading me. As they reached inside me my eyes opened wide; my hips rose on their own as my back arched, but she whispered into my skin to relax, so I forced myself ( Read more... )

He: "I mean, I can't imagine ordering a PBR. If it came down to a PBR or a Budweiser, though, I'd rather have the PBR. At least there's beer in there and not..."

Me: "Piss?"

He: "Actually piss tastes a lot better than Budweiser.

::pause::

Me: "Nope. Still haven't cracked the TMI barrier."

Hey, all. Yeah, I know, you never see me here. I'm another defector to Facebook, I guess. Seriously, I'll try to waste a little less time there and a little more here.

Anyway, for the 5 or so of you who aren't Facebook friends as well, and so haven't already read this:

I finally got my webcomic up! The Orignal Cyn Webcomic starts here: http:// ( Read more... )

It's not that I can't hold my liquor.
It's only three beers
but three beers times three a.m.
is nine beers...
or nine a.m.
o God,
I need to sleep

parenthetical aside
I want to get a toilet
that shows how much one's peed;
I'd feel like I'm accomplishing something.
parenthetical close

"I've been busy. Not been posting here.

::cricketchirp::

Yes, I've been gone for awhile.

No, I didn't expect you had.

Anyway, I've made a Facebook fan page for my writing, for the two of you who care: 

Sean Miner fan page

Up now: "Beast" and Cannibal Love Poems.

It speaks poorly of the NY Post that they were the giveaway for this prank:

slyypper: so I read in the New York Post today that the city council is passing a special resolution repealing the "pastie ordinance".
captainscorpio: They are???

slyypper: it was in the Page Six section. great cartoon.

captainscorpio: Wow, I should have shouted that out ( Read more... )

All those reading this who can make it to the LES tomorrow night are strongly encouraged to do so. Cheap, live entertainment by the most entertaining of entertainers.


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I didn't. How come the Brits are so much better at reporting what's going on over here than we are?

Jailed for a MySpace parody, the student who exposed America's cash for kids scandal

Upshot: Judges Mark Ciavarella and Michael Conahan, in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, plead guilty to having accepted $2.6 million from the co-owner and ( Read more... )