I don't care if I can't use it yet. Damned shoulder.

You do not mess with my wing rig.

Steam-operated! Honestly. How medieval.

[ooc; Yes, I'm on hiatus. Yes, I'm still moving in to my dorm, etc. No, I'm not jetlagged (anymore) and... sob, yes, obviously I couldn't resist. Strikes unhackable, irritable elf is irritable, short post is short. idk ( Read more... )

[ police filter ]

Another attack.

I'm not sure what the count is at the moment, but it is definitely more than five, counting myself. Some victims or those close to them might not have made posts to the Network but we need to get their names and quickly. I want to know if there have been any deaths.

Please refer to the Colonel's recent entry if ( Read more... )

[ PRIVATE | voice | NOW UNHACKABLE ]

... Chase.

Another favour-please.

( ooc )

[ voice ]

... remember yesterday's list?

[quiet hiss of breath]

Feels like five and eleven caught up with me today.

Again.

[ooc; souveniers you never lose. right forefinger is sliced clean off, big ass stab wound to the chest. idk. the only reason she isn't dead from that second one yet is because her magic heals the wound after the curse ( Read more... )

1. Troll, Italy ( Read more... )

Something tells me there is a curse happening today ( Read more... )

[ voice ]

-mmander's orders that we don't send a full Retrieval team until we have a confirmed sighting of the pixie. You may think that dispatching a Recon team the size of Retrieval One is excessive, but the idiots thinking that have never encountered Koboi. I have. Commander Kelp wants us to spread out through the UK for now; there's a chance ( Read more... )

You know, I kind of wish I was affected on Sunday. My father was great, and sometimes I don't think I told him enough. Sixty years with him doesn't sound short to most people, but it definitely was to me. And my mother died a few years after him.But the weekend was definitely... exciting enough without a curse, now that I think about it ( Read more... )

Did anyone actually see the thing that crashed into the Square? I know no one would willingly go anywhere near that foul smoke but I thought I should ask.

Because whatever it was, it looks like it disintegrated in the air. There's nothing at the point of impact.

What the hell?

[ voice ]

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

This sword is twice my height! How do they expect me to do my job when I can't even lift my weapon? [the dull clank of a sword against wood] Ridiculous.

[ooc; As if I could resist. Look at this image for reference of short redheads in armour. Yes, that is Alanna of Trebond. >_______> Shh ( Read more... )