Break Break - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[captainsodium]

I just noticed a "virtual gifts" link where live journal lets you purchase shitty little bitmaps for a couple of bucks as a "gift".

You're all on notice that if you send me a virtual gift ever I'll come and beat you with a very real clue stick.

Here's the "virtual gift" version of the clue stick

Comments

[adameros]

So.. The point is, if people want you to visit, with sex toys, buy you a virtual gift? ;)

[lillian_green]

seriously. Threatening me with a large dildo is NOT going to have the consequences you were anticipating (I'd hand it to your wife with a bottle of anal slick). Besides, I think one of the 'virtual giftie-poos' is a goat.