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[captainsuperfly]

So at 11:50pm (2:50am eastern time) on March 31st (April 1st eastern time)... my fiancee H, posted the following status update on facebook, via twitter: "I can't pronounce Saskatchewan. It's going to be a tough life as a river pirate

Comments

[theh]

Your Grimes side of the family seem to be the only people in existence who "get it". You should be very proud.

[ominousspectre]

Not related to your post but in the event of you becoming a WWE star, you may or may not owe autographs to 15 of the fourth graders at my school. Sorry! Also, any advice for 3 4th graders who want to become wrestlers? How old do you have to be to go to wrestling school (they understand the concept of wrestling school and that WWE is sports entertainment)?

[captainsuperfly]

My advice to them (if you care to quote me) : Go to school, get a degree. If you're serious about wrestling, eat well, and lift weights. Stay FAR FAR AWAY from drugs and alcohol... those things will only serve as distractions from your goal. AFTER college, find a reputable trainer, and start training. Be respectful, and work hard. It's the only way to "make it." DO NOT: Get involved with backyard wrestling! Wrestling without training is the worst thing you can do! It's dangerous, and it will do NOTHING towards getting you into legitimate pro-wrestling!

Also, feel free to direct them to my youtube page! youtube.com/PerryVonVicious

I know, I sound like a preachy after-school special/bad infomercial, right?

[captainsuperfly]

Oh, and you have to be 18 to start pro-wrestling training, but they can get a jump-start by getting involved with their high school/middle school's wrestling programs (if they have them.) Having a good Amateur Wrestling background has helped many famous wrestlers... most notably: Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mr. Perfect, and William Regal! Not to mention that amateur wrestling will help them with diet/exercise habits that will serve them well as they work towards the goal of being a wrestler.